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WordPress hosting. In the works.

It’s hosting.
It’s darn
simple.

We’re building WordPress hosting for people who have better things to do than think about WordPress hosting.

One plan. Everything in it. You give us the site.
We’ll take it from there.

One less thing. Soon.

Join the waitlist. We’ll let people in as there’s room.

No payment. No commitment. We’ll store these details to manage early access. No automated emails.

01 / THE WHOLE DEAL

One plan.
All the usual things.

Here’s what we’re building into it. No little boxes to tick at checkout.

  • WordPress updatesWe’ll handle the upkeep, so you won’t have to.
  • BackupsWe’ll keep a way back when something goes sideways.
  • StagingYou’ll have a place to try changes before they’re live.
  • SecurityWe’ll make looking after the hosting our job.
  • A person to helpIf something breaks, a person will work on fixing it.

02 / LEFT OUT ON PURPOSE

You won’t get choices.

  • No tiers to compare.
  • No add-ons to untick.
  • No upsells to dodge.
  • No control panel to learn.

We’re building this for people with one or a few WordPress sites who want hosting off their plate.

Fifty client sites? Need root access? Shopping for the cheapest possible host? This probably won’t be your place. That’s all right.

03 / ALREADY THOUGHT ABOUT

We’ll do the deciding.

A few opinions we’ll bring to the job.

  • PHP versionWe’ll choose a supported version and check compatibility. You won’t need a version chart.
  • CachingWe’ll set it up and look after it. One fewer plugin to puzzle over.
  • Backup scheduleWe’ll set a regular schedule. Remembering won’t be your job.
  • Update policyWe’ll check updates before making changes live. “Update all” won’t be the whole policy.

04 / NO ELBOWING NECESSARY

A small start.
Room as we go.

  1. Leave your details.

    Your site and rough traffic will help us understand what people need.

  2. We’ll build the thing.

    We’ll start small and let people in as there’s room. There’s no launch date to promise yet.

  3. Then you can decide.

    We’ll share the price and details before you commit. Being on this list doesn’t sign you up for hosting.

05 / FAIR QUESTIONS

A few loose ends.

Does this exist yet?

No. We’re building it. This is a waitlist, not a hosting service you can use today. Please keep your current hosting.

What will it cost?

We haven’t published a price. The idea is one plan, one price, with everything included. We’ll tell you the price before you decide.

Will you move my existing site?

That’s the plan. We intend to handle the move with you, rather than hand you a long checklist. The details will come before early access.

Can I choose my own setup?

We’re building a managed service with decisions made for you. If you enjoy configuring servers, you’ll probably be happier elsewhere.

What happens to my details?

We’ll store them to manage this waitlist and understand which sites might fit. This form sends no automated email. If you later leave the list, we’ll mark your record as unsubscribed.

Your site has a job. Hosting shouldn’t be one.

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